Who is Allah's Lord?

1) We might assume that the founder of Islam was also Allah's boss.

2) The founder of Islam had a devil lord.

Narrated Jundab bin `Abdullah:

Gabriel did not come to the Prophet (for some time) and so one of the Quraish women said, "His Satan has deserted him." So came the Divine Revelation: "By the forenoon And by the night When it is still! Your Lord (O Muhammad) has neither Forsaken you Nor hated you." (93.1-3)

https://sunnah.com/bukhari/19/5

3) Therefore Allah's lord was a devil.

We may do something similar for the Muslims.

1) Muslims are the slaves of the founder of Islam.

S 39:53 Say: My slaves who have been extravagant against themselves, do not despair of Allah’s mercy. Allah forgives all sins. He is the forgiver, the merciful.

Another Stray Say: Are Muslims the Slaves of Muhammad?

2) A devil was the lord of the founder of Islam.

3) Therefore a devil is the Muslims' lord.